Soccer is my drug

NO! Had Sports night, then a bit boring but got to play soccer X). Actually is I just went to watch, but then Aw Shen very nice, lemme play so he sub off and I replace him. Tx man. XD First time since dunno when i play as defender. Closest i got to was goalie. So defend defend defend. Lionel was playing, but not as good. Probably a bit tired alr. Got hit in the head with the ball, saved a few crosess. Ow... But the central defender(I think his name is Kenneth, if not wrong. Sec 4 de) very reassuring. Like help give out instructions. Tell who to mark etc etc. Wth even Mr. Paul Lee on the sidelines shouting out what to do, like the manager liddat. Cool... But also snr Yong Hwee got cramp. Shit. Probably lost cos of that. referee nvr give extra time so we lost on penalties 0-1. &&& the goal was like effing short, so everybody either miss or the goalie save, until this guy from track scored. Shit. Snr Yong Hwee tried to take, but kena save...

So Edward got last for overall... Diaoz...I was wearing the Primary Sch PE-shirt. Damn. Mebbe next yr i try out for track. lolz. But I'm so short probably get last. not even in round 2 of heats. U see Joshua Tan run very fast, jus that his legs not long enough...

EDW ARD **

ED WARD HOUSE ***

Aiyah then also saw my chi marks for semester 1. Crap. This term get better marks but cos of Term 1 thats why pull me down. Emo until recess. Dunno why after recess very happy, cannot jus wallow in myself. Mebbe cos of soccer...

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

I'm SO NOT gonna take Geog

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn SHIT! ARGH! My Geog marks was totally effed up. NO NO NO! Then my Da Ge get so high but WTH?! HE GET ONE "B" FOR MR NOT HAPPY?! Shit. I get ONE "A" I very happy already. SO SO SO... Geog I think like mebbe a "C" or very very low "B". But my Science VERY satisfied. A1!!!!!!!!! Wah finally my 1st A1 this year. Heng ah... Wierd. Cos like I Don't really like Science but I end passing my expectations... lolz but my Geog still SUCKS! I can't wait till History comes around. I like it, but seems many people all stereotype it. Say very boring etc etc. You know? Nvm. On to happier things.

Tomorrow got IMT again. MUST BEAT MY PREVIOS SCORE! I wan beat JH and Daryl, but their arm strength much better then mine so... I can't evn hold the M16 without it like... trembling. Diaoz...

&&& my phone damnit. Connection a bit spoil. ARGH! i won't survive without my phone! But still need to send for repair, mebbe this Sat. Talking of phones.... got 2 people today (won't say who) borrow from Mr. 1 and Mr. 2. Then AK go confiscate. She shout very scary... My own phone almost kena, but cos got low batt so i dun want to lend to Mr. ___. Close call. 

ARGH! 3rd lang CA3 this week! Gotta study...

So thats my spastic life. Stay Spastic!

Jon Chew

230

ARGH! DAMN @#?! I'm thinking like "What the HELL?!" Friday was seriously effed up. 230! That's the total nimber of pumping we did. 230! Freak man. Saturday my arms, legs, stomach all effing ached like shit. Sometimes I wonder if our ICs are human. Mebbe they're from the government in a conspiracy. Like...55 pumping at 1 shot? What. The. F___?! Then i tell the IC my hands too weak, cannot already right, then he laugh at me like I'm a mental retard. Freak. Like that not enough, they play the "Tiam" game. Shit. I screwed up. They try to make a Part A laugh. Wah Lau i was literally biting my toungue of so i won't laugh. Finally lost it when the IC say: " CHAO 你妈妈带我回家!" whoa, lost it. Trembling...

ANYWAYS... To the happier side of life. MAN U WON!!! HAHA! LIVERPOOL KISS MY F___ING ASS! You'all go chao YOUR MOTHERS! HAHAHAHAHA! (I have intentionally left out some vulgarities that would make Jose Mourinho cry). So next year i hope Man U can get all 5 titles. That would be nice. 

Just installed Gears of War. Pretty cool but a LOT of blood and gore. Fast-paced and one of the best shooters i've played.

Nothing Else so That's my spastic life! Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Jyh Hean Needs A Hug

WOOOO! YEA MAN! i passed my chinese! wah lau like that i also so happy. a bit siao lah. then after get back marks i go around hugging everyone in class. then jireh look at me very funny lolz. But then emo Jyh Hean go very angry then push me. Wah lau that guy seriously needs some happiness in his life man. But back to Chinese, I think this time pass cos i study lor, don't want fail agn. But then also Joshua don't care, fail fail lorh. Sad guy man... So The Paper I pass larh. not good but then again i'm not complaining. Then also my si han better get higher lehs. The compo i happy lah... so total i get JUST at the B3 mark. Go figure.

BUT BUT BUT. wah @?#! man the science i'm going to kill myself lehs. I don't like science but usually i get marks i'm pretty happy with. then this MR i get bottom 10 in class lehs. Damn shit man. Then surprise surprise Wei Sheng got highest for science. Good job arh Wei Sheng.

Then also today Sze Liang's birthday then every lesson teacher some in then go tell him/her that today his birthday. So in the end sing like 4-5 times. Diaoz... *_*''

3rd Lang today wah very happy de. The counters test i get 15/20. HAHA ALWIN IN YOUR FACE! Actually i get same marks as him, but like that i same marks i very happy already. But but but the teacher i don't like. Very fierce wan. 

Shooting yesterday also very fun. Go SAFRA for IMT. The gun so heavy then i no arm strength so confirm lose to Jyh Hean All those. Then Daryl also pro lah, get 17. something. But Wei Yu go ponz him get highest in squad: 16. something. Wah lau i think i like 4th or 5th like that. Best was 25. something. BUT BUT BUT the delibrate target i headshot the "immortal" guy. lolz. Unintentional. After that ICs make us pump for PT a bit then sickos lah they all.

IC: You see all their butts go up go down so shiok.

Another IC: Yah Lorh, Wah you see you see. Shuang ah!

OMG I'm not gonna survive if they like that all the time man. Gotta train up my arm strength lah...

So i think now after MR got more time. Post everyday XD! 

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Joel Yap, Lisu Woman and Life's Little Mysteries

HIIIIES ALL! MR has finally effed off! H.A.H.A! Stupid MR make me study properly for the first time in my life lah. *cursing under my breath* now over finally can slack a bit, but the teachers dunno why so "evil" then give us summary and compre to do. Luckily due on Thurs.

Then also Mon supposed to go out wif 6F friends, but then Daryl Foo ALSO go arrange on Mon. Shit lor. So I decide go with the 6F, cos so long haven't seen them.

Today also very funny cause Brandon keep talking about Mr Mac, Mr Krishnan and Joel Yap. I laugh until my guts all pain liaoz. Wth, he just need to say "Mr Mac" then i cannot stop. *_*" diaoz. Then ACC very funny cause the teacher (Who Brandon also make fun) show us this vid where got a woman no clothes on. Then the whole class started going "ooohhh.....". Naturally, I looked away...Maybe. XD OKOK lah. I'm not a pervert OKAY?

HAHA, sayonara to MRs and HELLO slack time! XD

Amen

Jon Chew