Saturday, May 23, 2009

Soccer is my drug

NO! Had Sports night, then a bit boring but got to play soccer X). Actually is I just went to watch, but then Aw Shen very nice, lemme play so he sub off and I replace him. Tx man. XD First time since dunno when i play as defender. Closest i got to was goalie. So defend defend defend. Lionel was playing, but not as good. Probably a bit tired alr. Got hit in the head with the ball, saved a few crosess. Ow... But the central defender(I think his name is Kenneth, if not wrong. Sec 4 de) very reassuring. Like help give out instructions. Tell who to mark etc etc. Wth even Mr. Paul Lee on the sidelines shouting out what to do, like the manager liddat. Cool... But also snr Yong Hwee got cramp. Shit. Probably lost cos of that. referee nvr give extra time so we lost on penalties 0-1. &&& the goal was like effing short, so everybody either miss or the goalie save, until this guy from track scored. Shit. Snr Yong Hwee tried to take, but kena save...

So Edward got last for overall... Diaoz...I was wearing the Primary Sch PE-shirt. Damn. Mebbe next yr i try out for track. lolz. But I'm so short probably get last. not even in round 2 of heats. U see Joshua Tan run very fast, jus that his legs not long enough...

EDW ARD **
ED WARD HOUSE ***

Aiyah then also saw my chi marks for semester 1. Crap. This term get better marks but cos of Term 1 thats why pull me down. Emo until recess. Dunno why after recess very happy, cannot jus wallow in myself. Mebbe cos of soccer...

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm SO NOT gonna take Geog

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn SHIT! ARGH! My Geog marks was totally effed up. NO NO NO! Then my Da Ge get so high but WTH?! HE GET ONE "B" FOR MR NOT HAPPY?! Shit. I get ONE "A" I very happy already. SO SO SO... Geog I think like mebbe a "C" or very very low "B". But my Science VERY satisfied. A1!!!!!!!!! Wah finally my 1st A1 this year. Heng ah... Wierd. Cos like I Don't really like Science but I end passing my expectations... lolz but my Geog still SUCKS! I can't wait till History comes around. I like it, but seems many people all stereotype it. Say very boring etc etc. You know? Nvm. On to happier things.

Tomorrow got IMT again. MUST BEAT MY PREVIOS SCORE! I wan beat JH and Daryl, but their arm strength much better then mine so... I can't evn hold the M16 without it like... trembling. Diaoz...

&&& my phone damnit. Connection a bit spoil. ARGH! i won't survive without my phone! But still need to send for repair, mebbe this Sat. Talking of phones.... got 2 people today (won't say who) borrow from Mr. 1 and Mr. 2. Then AK go confiscate. She shout very scary... My own phone almost kena, but cos got low batt so i dun want to lend to Mr. ___. Close call. 

ARGH! 3rd lang CA3 this week! Gotta study...

So thats my spastic life. Stay Spastic!

Jon Chew

Sunday, May 17, 2009

230

ARGH! DAMN @#?! I'm thinking like "What the HELL?!" Friday was seriously effed up. 230! That's the total nimber of pumping we did. 230! Freak man. Saturday my arms, legs, stomach all effing ached like shit. Sometimes I wonder if our ICs are human. Mebbe they're from the government in a conspiracy. Like...55 pumping at 1 shot? What. The. F___?! Then i tell the IC my hands too weak, cannot already right, then he laugh at me like I'm a mental retard. Freak. Like that not enough, they play the "Tiam" game. Shit. I screwed up. They try to make a Part A laugh. Wah Lau i was literally biting my toungue of so i won't laugh. Finally lost it when the IC say: " CHAO 你妈妈带我回家!" whoa, lost it. Trembling...

ANYWAYS... To the happier side of life. MAN U WON!!! HAHA! LIVERPOOL KISS MY F___ING ASS! You'all go chao YOUR MOTHERS! HAHAHAHAHA! (I have intentionally left out some vulgarities that would make Jose Mourinho cry). So next year i hope Man U can get all 5 titles. That would be nice. 

Just installed Gears of War. Pretty cool but a LOT of blood and gore. Fast-paced and one of the best shooters i've played.

Nothing Else so That's my spastic life! Stay spastic!

Jon Chew