Dead Fishes and the Kallang Wave

Hha. Sry nvr post ytd.

So like 1-Star Kayakin finally screwed off. XD The Gay Coach didnt come ytd. So like we learnt some new stuff like the Classic Draw which is supposed to let u move sideways. Oso learnt the Rescue Drill. Highlight of the Day. I kena group wif Daryl Foo and IC Hao Ran (Is that correct?). So like IC Hao Ran is MUCH heavier than me cos i'm only 30+ kg... Quite diff for him. So the Rescue Drill is when someone capsizes and 2 guys are supposed to save the "victim". After the rescuers reach the victim, the victim is supposed to grab onto the rescuer's kayak and hang on there. Rescuers will empty the Kayak of water and help the victim back in his Kayak. Assistant is supposed to prevent the Main Rescuer frm capsizing.

Hha i was like the lightest in the group. IC was using the RMT boat which is harder. OMG we took like forever to empty it. Almost capsized too *_*''. Hha mine was no trouble =)

After that went to AMK Hub eat lunch adn watch movie wif Jia Zhi =) Very tired...go hom sleep after that. Sunburnt...Now my skin is quite dark....Chao Da... =)

Hha...Everyone passed for kayaking. Still didnt find any condoms...

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

1☆ Kaya-King ( Kai Yang XD )

Whoa like today was super screwed...

I woke up at like 6am... diaoz quite late. Nvm. Eat Bereakfast blah blah blah. Reached sch. Everyone wearing PT. Then out dear Brandon Francis comes along in his going-out clothes. The ONLY guy. *_*" Hha. Actually the SMS said wear ath u want. Great minds think alike (or "fools seldom differ" from Dai Lao Shi =D) So kayak for like 3-4 hours. Wah lau damn sianz, cos like ur feet are stuck in this awkward position... Learnt all the basics.

*Note: The coach previously taught at Catholic High Primary *_*''

Did Capsizing Drill. Why the heck would anybody capsize themselves??? So like Ian capsized near a dead fish (Stank) and Jian En actually capsized ON ONE. Ewww....

After that arm cramp, leg cramp blah blah blah place oso cramp. Had short shower, changed and go bus stop take bus to Kallang MRT. Guai Lan bus driver take like 30-40 mins come to the bus stop. So we just stone there for damn long. Three "16"s came but after that finally got "11" Wtf...

Went wif Ian, Ryan, Jia Zhi, De Jun to KFC. Then go home XD

P.S Anyone can tell me why ppl like to think there are condoms in the water???

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic! (For IC Nick Wee XD)

Jon Chew

RF

After 13 Grand Slams, Roger finally gets his hands on the Roland Garros X))))

Hha, I like super happy... I've alwys like Fed...Mebbe cos hes a nice guy =))) &&& He finally beat Nadal to the French Open. 1st Set rocked... Like My best fren and his family came over to watch the match. So like the championship point we were all like damn... tense liddat. Can almost FEEL the anxiety.

Tag Replies:

Snr Alvin: Linked alr

IC Nick Wee: Hha, see whether u can catch me...mebbe i'll get my part to bomb u if i get that post.

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew