Zzz...

Hi? Facebook getting very sian already...Just stare at the screen for 15 min then sound the horn...lol MH. Master already farming pots in the lab. Zzz very unlucky so hard to get =(

Completed my drawing of the generals:

Hi

Um....so like everyone is bugging me about my super dead blog so...yeah...

Well basically i dun wan to talk about EOYs. Screw the EOYs =) As expected super smart inhuman IQ boy Jyh Hean got top in level. Gratz for him =) Kai Yang got 2nd.

WELL...seems like now the work's REALLY coming in...EL got some book review and other crap. CL also have to copy some shit...Will i survive this holiday? GASP tune in next year to find out.

I think I'm addicted to WT... ==" Sgt 1st Cl =)

Oh ya Si Ern organised a 3rd match wif St Andrew's and we won =) even tho we got less players. They have to sub some guys. Shenglin also pro larh can tackle Yau... o.O'' Didnt score this time cos i play goalie alternate wif Josh...Assisted the first goal.

I'm thinking about cont. my generals' drawing... felt "inspired?" after seeing LAU JIMIN...lolz. Alr did Cross and Yeegar...Tiedoll shd be easier but Zokalo and Cloud Nine will be harder to find pics...

I want Heaven Can Wait in the Top 20 =(

HAPPY NOW CWS?!?!

So thats my spastic life, stay spastic!

Toradora!

Taiga Aisaka from Toradora!

とらドラ！のタイがアイサカ

Jiayous just wait a bit! More Drawings after EOYs

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Heaven Can Wait

Heaven Can Wait

Here's a song for the nights
I think too much and
Here's a song when I imagine us together
Here's a song for when we talk too much
And I forget my words

Heaven can wait up high in the sky
It's you and I
Heaven can wait deep down in your eyes
I'm yours tonight
Lay your heart next to mine
I feel so alive
Tell me you want me to stay, forever
'Cause heaven can wait

Here's a song for the one who stole my heart
And ran so far that cupid couldn't catch her
Here's a song for the kid who aims so high
He shot her down

Heaven can wait up high in the sky
It's you and I
Heaven can wait deep down in your eyes
I'm yours tonight
Lay your heart next to mine
I feel so alive
Tell me you want me to stay forever
'Cause heaven can wait

Here's a song for the nights I drink too much
And spill my words

Heaven can wait up high in the sky
It's you and I
Heaven can wait deep down in your eyes
I'm yours tonight
Lay your heart next to mine
I feel so alive
Tell me you want me to stay forever
'Cause heaven can wait

'Cause heaven can wait
'Cause heaven can wait

Jerry C the awesome...

OMG CHECK THIS GUY OUT! Those who are musicians shd have heard of this song b4. Then agn its NOTHING compared to this guy. GENIUS.

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So for homecoming day it wasnt too bad. We actually did quite well...though i spent the whole day just putting bloody toppings on the hotdogs...diaoz i forgot to take my break. 0_0''

Jyh Hean's mom says i need to loosen up...

So we made $523 in then end...but got owned by food. Lolz they made $919 and nobody got the soccer ball...Our class fund is going to be super rich.

After that go to PC Bunk wif Vance, Timo and Alwin. Alwin try out wolfteam then say it sucks. Screw him he really no life everyday just play CS.

Going home on the train Vance and Alwin gave me a card for my Bday...so nice X)

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Had Oral on Tues OMG cfm the most random and epic fail in the history of epic fails...conversation i was like almost totally quiet...Damn

After that went to play soccer against St Andrews...At first owning them like 8-3. Then suddenly they Boom! Boom! Boom! become 12-8 to them...shit. I scored 2 X) I header and a left foot ole on their goalie X)))))) Then while i temp for goalie someone slide into me...screw i think i fractured my hand

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Had flight exp ytd...I was IC then everybody like go kachiau me...

Ending forgot to salute during basurai...damn....

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So thats my spastic, homework filled life.

Jon Chew

Homecoming Day, Gardenia and A1s

YES!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY GOT MY 1st A1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol i noob right??? Nvm...targeting all As next term...hm have to improve on my CL. History i think need to study more...

Sci: A1

Maths: A2

English: A2 (ARGH MISS BY 2 MARKS!)

Chinese: B3 (Need to do better for the compres)

History: B3 (Need to memorise more)

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Homecoming Day rescheduled to Next Sat.

Crap Benson cant deliver the goods...have to find another way. Shit we're screwed. Still havent found sponsors....

Anyone out there willing to help me? Gardenia??? Pls???

Lol

Gonna have to work both shifts....Alwin and Vance managed to complete the banner. (Alwin lost it last week) But at least he made up for it X) Tx to both of u guys...Tho Vance had to abandon 3rd Lang to complete it...

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3rd Lang EOY coming up...Oral very nervous...Have to memorise all the kanji cos got no furigana on top...Even that super chao zai show off girl in my class didnt get full marks...

If she reads like a Ferrari, I'd read like a bicycle...Lol

Compo also on-site...no dictionaries...damn.

Gotta mug...Gotta mug...

I want to be good at something =(((

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic

Jon Chew

(I "lol" too much)

On Talks about Life...and Archie

Lol ytd had a talk. "Social Mission Alive!" Damn Boring sia...except for some of the singing parts. Not that i liked the songs...ok well they were nice but thats not the point. GP was like singing along like a enthu-kia...well its not that bad anyways. I dun even noe why i'm including this section. None of u go to my church. Lol.

This wk Results coming out. I'm so bloody dead. Fail Fail Fail...

Oh Shit i 4got about my Jap E-learning...crap.

More next time

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic

Jon Chew

What I really think...

My analasys of my 1-1 homies...

This post is not meant to cause offence to anyone. Believe what u wnat to believe in this post X)

1: Washire...ok lol. Wolfteam pro larh. Soccer oso not bad but hardly play wif the "Recess Group"

2: o.O Basketball chao zai. Thick specs...

3: 巨人来了! Nvm...I think he might have a past-life grudge against me...Lol super random

4: o.O Quite hard...I think i understand him but if i say might cause offence...oh well.

5: Class joker...Soccer like to solo...

6: Big,scary,sick and violent. Nvm...his knowledge of "ahem" is commendable.

7: Jon the awesome...

8: Seriously no comment...but very extra.

9: Discipline Rep but doesnt act like it...Lolz

10: No hair....nvm stop suaning him. He is very envious of a certain type of person...*Ahem*Ryan Fong*Ahem* Sth to do wif that.

11: X) Tennis...Lol...chao $$$

12: Soccer super extra chao zai. Wolfteam oso super pro.

13: Unlucky no. ...oh well. Damn Quiet

14: Refer to "13" Twins lol

15: Secretive...somewhat like me in a way...different in others. "someone" lolz

16: Bloody shit-idiot. U dun join Thurs class! Eat shit and die larh.

17: Super nerd.Study...staudy...Study...Geog zai.

18: Cfm Future president. Some type of Super-human leader.

19: lol Keane. SJAB enthu-kia.

20: Idk...? Like to "zam" the ball.

21: Soccer zai. Super loud and noisy.

22: Extra...very self-conscious about his weight.

23: Would be like damn succesful if he wasnt so vulgar.

24: Benson...Like to show off his knowledge...But then agn he very smart wad.

25: Gay??? I dunno.

26: Super random.

27: Soccer super chao zai. Pinch ppl oso v pain sia.

28: No comment.

29: Lol lol lol lol lol lol

30: A lot of people like to joke bout him...very nice guy.

31: Small but dangerous...oh well. Soccer damn pro.... "Arshavin" lol

32: Skinny lol.

33: Vice-chairman lol. 3rd-lang classmate.

34: I know...i know...i know...

35: Softballl... spoilsport.

36: Lol...sex-starved.

37: Chee Fong

Updating that nobody reads...oh well.

A lot of stuff going on....

::Last month::

Si Ern organised some soccer match against his bro's sch...St Andrew's i think. Joshua ponzed the whole lot of them. won it 2-1 X))
i indirect assist...pass to him but hit brandon THEN he got it then slide past the goalie...GOAL!!!!!!

Si Ern says hes organising agn after MR...see how that goes.
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::this month(cos i cant really rmb last month)::

Jap omg i failed agn... this time by 3 marks...i keep having a recurring nightmare of getting like 20/100 for this year. this time i'm not gonna fail agn...i swear over my dead body...

I got in to NDP contingent yayz but well...our drills aren't really that good so Sgt Ken pumped like shit...but then agn we sucked(Sec ones).

Actual parade didnt screw up but sone guyz did. dunno hu tho. tio pump 44 cos of that...supposed to be 200 actually. hope this helps me in the quest for my staff sargeant post that i would kill to have...mebbe not kill but u noe wad i mean. after NDP got this competition...floorball. ARGH i totally wanted to play but when ask hu want to play i changing out of no. 3...diaoz. wasted opportunity. oh wells theres always next yr...tho its frisbee for sec twos... i'll change faster.(if i get in agn)

bored halfway thru the game so went to play ball. some idiotic 1-9 guy kicked my leg...i so want to like 1 day just kick their LJ to antartica...but i'm the better person...i wont stoop to their level.

Had a Lord of the Flies performance by EL drama grp. nice but didnt understand the ending...random. Had to run around the whole bloody marina bay area wir Jing Yew, Ben Kwa, Hans and AJL to find the stupid theatre.

Downloaded Wolfteam...really fun but addictive...Hans and Timothy addicted liaoz...lolz.

Having a soccer tournament in church tmr...i hope the team i'm in wins X))))

anywayz RIP to michael jackson...i just realised his music is actually REALLY nice...cos i didnt hear any before his death. heres a funny video bout hitler and michael jackosn...



so thats my spastic life...stay spastic.

well...until my next post

Jon Chew

Hypocrisy & True People

omg i think i just found the BIGGEST BIG-ASS hypocrite in the world. And and and....nvm i'll shut up now....might get in trouble. Incident in class...not gonna say ath but i finally found what true friends are. Like tday was so not true man.

Sigh...

Passed my Jap CA!!!! X) but only by half mark =(((( but i'll study harder for the next one.(Thats what i always say but doesnt happen....ok well mebbe a bit)

Anyone out there actually visiting my blog???? =((( I wonder why i still post....no one taggz.

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chey

Double-you Tee Eff

OMG i'm just soooo pissed now...

Like for the 2nd time my bros somehow got into my blogger account and created a blog. Luckily one of them stupid enough to visit the blog in my presence. OF COURSE i deleted the screwed blog X).

Right now i feel like dragging them to the balcony and watch fall the 100m to heaven.

I have like ABSOLUTE no more personal stuff now. 2 of my internet accounts so far have been hacked into by those 2 idiots, my bro used my SOCKS &&& BROUGHT MY PHONE TO HIS SCREWED TUITION! OMG like wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf is WRONG with them...

At least i got dirt on 1 of them...dished it out big time X)))) now in total absolute deep shit.

Still dunno when Homecoming Day will be X(((

HW coming fast and furious... but still ok.

Finally found Code Geass R2 though X))) Super cool...Hha Especially with the complications between Suzaku, Lelouch and Rolo... Chinese Federation comes into the picture too though they're not too impt. Rolo's Geass Rawks... Manipulation of Time Perception. Find out what that means urself.

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

C1-1S vs 6F 真不像话

Wah lau deady....blog.

Nvm had 6F so-called "reunion".

Damn i totally wasted the $26. Yes, i hear you. 26 effing $$$?! Lets get to the point...it was pointless but quite fun in a way. But but but almost everyone go to the park to...play PSP. Hha i'm guilty borrowed Jun Xian's or Jia Ler's PSP damn i forgot to bring mine.

Pics:

Left to right: Benedict, Jia Ler

Punggol Park

Wait till the end part where Jerald flies off (Hes the one in yellow shirt)

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

The Unspoken Hierarchy

I'm really bored so i decided to write a thotful post for once =))

This (The title) is common is so many places i've been to. I think many of u guyz have sort of "felt" that silent awe when a certain person comes into the room. Hha... usually this means the guy is "on top" of the unspoken hierarchy, or in other words the food chain of popularity. People will go to any lengths just to be in contact wif these so called "better" ones... eg. the rich etc. etc. Sometimes i get overwhelmed by this sensation, then scold myself for believing that these "better" ones are really "better". Everyone is equal. But then again, it seems to be programmed into us that the opposite is true. I wonder if i can do away wif this =)

Then agn, we all need the attention, as human beings. So mebbe its just a human reaction to feel wanted. Unfortunately, some ppl use their standing on the food chain to get what they want unfairly. The ones near the bottom usually suffer bcos of this....leading to bullying and racism and other screwed stuff. Nobody gave the bullies their "right". It is this unsaid fear of him that everyone feels. They unconsciously give their support, the power in numbers, to the bully by idling there. I admit, I myself am unsure what i would do in a situation like that. But for better or for worse, this silent, invisible system shd be done away with.

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Dead Fishes and the Kallang Wave

Hha. Sry nvr post ytd.

So like 1-Star Kayakin finally screwed off. XD The Gay Coach didnt come ytd. So like we learnt some new stuff like the Classic Draw which is supposed to let u move sideways. Oso learnt the Rescue Drill. Highlight of the Day. I kena group wif Daryl Foo and IC Hao Ran (Is that correct?). So like IC Hao Ran is MUCH heavier than me cos i'm only 30+ kg... Quite diff for him. So the Rescue Drill is when someone capsizes and 2 guys are supposed to save the "victim". After the rescuers reach the victim, the victim is supposed to grab onto the rescuer's kayak and hang on there. Rescuers will empty the Kayak of water and help the victim back in his Kayak. Assistant is supposed to prevent the Main Rescuer frm capsizing.

Hha i was like the lightest in the group. IC was using the RMT boat which is harder. OMG we took like forever to empty it. Almost capsized too *_*''. Hha mine was no trouble =)

After that went to AMK Hub eat lunch adn watch movie wif Jia Zhi =) Very tired...go hom sleep after that. Sunburnt...Now my skin is quite dark....Chao Da... =)

Hha...Everyone passed for kayaking. Still didnt find any condoms...

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

1☆ Kaya-King ( Kai Yang XD )

Whoa like today was super screwed...

I woke up at like 6am... diaoz quite late. Nvm. Eat Bereakfast blah blah blah. Reached sch. Everyone wearing PT. Then out dear Brandon Francis comes along in his going-out clothes. The ONLY guy. *_*" Hha. Actually the SMS said wear ath u want. Great minds think alike (or "fools seldom differ" from Dai Lao Shi =D) So kayak for like 3-4 hours. Wah lau damn sianz, cos like ur feet are stuck in this awkward position... Learnt all the basics.

*Note: The coach previously taught at Catholic High Primary *_*''

Did Capsizing Drill. Why the heck would anybody capsize themselves??? So like Ian capsized near a dead fish (Stank) and Jian En actually capsized ON ONE. Ewww....

After that arm cramp, leg cramp blah blah blah place oso cramp. Had short shower, changed and go bus stop take bus to Kallang MRT. Guai Lan bus driver take like 30-40 mins come to the bus stop. So we just stone there for damn long. Three "16"s came but after that finally got "11" Wtf...

Went wif Ian, Ryan, Jia Zhi, De Jun to KFC. Then go home XD

P.S Anyone can tell me why ppl like to think there are condoms in the water???

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic! (For IC Nick Wee XD)

Jon Chew

RF

After 13 Grand Slams, Roger finally gets his hands on the Roland Garros X))))

Hha, I like super happy... I've alwys like Fed...Mebbe cos hes a nice guy =))) &&& He finally beat Nadal to the French Open. 1st Set rocked... Like My best fren and his family came over to watch the match. So like the championship point we were all like damn... tense liddat. Can almost FEEL the anxiety.

Tag Replies:

Snr Alvin: Linked alr

IC Nick Wee: Hha, see whether u can catch me...mebbe i'll get my part to bomb u if i get that post.

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

COUNT BY THE COUNT BY THE LEFT FOOT COUNT BY THE

1! CANT HEAR U ARH! 2! SPEAK LOUDER LARH! 3! THATS BETTER ARH! 4! ALL TOGETHER NOW! 1,2,3,4 CAT HIGH AIR GUYS ALL THE WAY! WE LIKE IT HERE WE LIKE IT HERE WE CALL OUSELVES AT HOME! HOME! HOME! HOME! HOME SWEET HOME! *BANG*

oh hha...NCC Air Cheer. Just came back from Annual Camp. ARGH! The Drills Comp. narrowly got 2nd... nvm bout that. hha i didnt fail my 1st Aid Test =))) Then then then sth really screwed happened at the camp. So like the ICs let us practice Sentry Duty.. which was quite fun lah. (Crazy Zhi Ming ask when we will stop "playing". wth its PRACTICE) So like up goes Brandon to take Main Duty... IC Ken is the "enemy" Brandon goes up and about to search IC Ken. (*Note before we search we have to stamp our foot near the guy's *ahem*) So Brandon not focusing... and actually KICKS IC KEN IN THE BALLS. IC Ken had to go find the medic. omg that must be the most screwed up thing i've ever seen. I almost cried laughing.Ok i stop suaning IC Ken. 

Then PT was pretty okay...cept for the pull ups. Wth we had to do 40 PULL UPS. But but but nvm cos its to train up our strength. Ze Bin got chosen for challenge quest. hha Gd job. I think he will be the next PTI... 

Had water bomb...hha u shd have seen IC Toh Hong...Then IC Nick Wee kept coming after me... sth to do wif this blog... bombed Jyh Hean =))

Haiz...now im damn sianz...Msn-ing lorhs...I miss sch. Next week's Water Ambassador and 1-Star Kayaking. I think hope i'll pass XD

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic

Jon Chew

"Before you know it, you'll be standing here, in front of your own cadets"

I cant believe it. It's already June. Half a year. 5 months. 20 weeks. 140 days. 3360 hours. All gone by so fast. My classmates...1-1 you all have benn very impt. to me. Tx guys. haha. Si Ern for the soccer, Brandon for the countless jokes...Joel Yap XDD in a flash..all these will pass and we'll be streamed. 

NCC Air... TX so much too. In just 2 years, i'll be standing in front of my own cadets...the one shouting the drills, running with them for PT... PART A 09 U RAWK.

Annual camp now. IC Benny said gonna have morning PT, afternoon PT, Night PT. DAMN hha im put in platoon Bravo...

Shit i need to find the camp form *_*" 

So thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

jon chew

Deep shit and me

This is seriously screwed cos Homecoming day is like THE 1st SAT OF TERM 3! AHHHH! The whole's things in deep shit. I'm the food AIC and the details not figured out yet. So i'm trying to get sponsors fr the food. Hello big companies? Anyone??? Lolz.

I'm quite looking fwd to Term 3. Cos like there will be Home Economics for me. yays! Free recess &&& no more noisy, dusty workshop. Crap. Sneezing non-stop. Also...got History. Trying to make up for Geog disappointment. =_=" 

Ok like tmr is slack day. Thurs might be going out wif Kenneth to AMK Hub. Lolz. Then oso Julian v nice today. XD tx Julian. Shit then tmr oso NCC Air training. Damn. I hope theres soccer. Talking bout soccer... 1-9 they'all try and bully our class. WTF we chope the field 1st OKAYY? Think cos u sports class so high and mighty. I noe theres some nice guys in 1-9, jus that there are a few black sheep. 

Class reunion in June...Diaoz i have this feeling like i shdn't go, 'specially since Leon's gonna organise. But i'm still going. They also got class blog...finally. I wanted to create but scared not enough publicity. Now I'm not a mod. Its ok jus that we have a noob managing the blog...No offence to anyone. 

&&& tday watched "Kite Runner" quite nice cept for the rape part. Ok that was sick. I hope i treat my frens like Hassan treats Amir...tho i wan to keep my virginity. XD

I need help for Homecoming...

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Soccer is my drug

NO! Had Sports night, then a bit boring but got to play soccer X). Actually is I just went to watch, but then Aw Shen very nice, lemme play so he sub off and I replace him. Tx man. XD First time since dunno when i play as defender. Closest i got to was goalie. So defend defend defend. Lionel was playing, but not as good. Probably a bit tired alr. Got hit in the head with the ball, saved a few crosess. Ow... But the central defender(I think his name is Kenneth, if not wrong. Sec 4 de) very reassuring. Like help give out instructions. Tell who to mark etc etc. Wth even Mr. Paul Lee on the sidelines shouting out what to do, like the manager liddat. Cool... But also snr Yong Hwee got cramp. Shit. Probably lost cos of that. referee nvr give extra time so we lost on penalties 0-1. &&& the goal was like effing short, so everybody either miss or the goalie save, until this guy from track scored. Shit. Snr Yong Hwee tried to take, but kena save...

So Edward got last for overall... Diaoz...I was wearing the Primary Sch PE-shirt. Damn. Mebbe next yr i try out for track. lolz. But I'm so short probably get last. not even in round 2 of heats. U see Joshua Tan run very fast, jus that his legs not long enough...

EDW ARD **

ED WARD HOUSE ***

Aiyah then also saw my chi marks for semester 1. Crap. This term get better marks but cos of Term 1 thats why pull me down. Emo until recess. Dunno why after recess very happy, cannot jus wallow in myself. Mebbe cos of soccer...

So thats my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

I'm SO NOT gonna take Geog

Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn SHIT! ARGH! My Geog marks was totally effed up. NO NO NO! Then my Da Ge get so high but WTH?! HE GET ONE "B" FOR MR NOT HAPPY?! Shit. I get ONE "A" I very happy already. SO SO SO... Geog I think like mebbe a "C" or very very low "B". But my Science VERY satisfied. A1!!!!!!!!! Wah finally my 1st A1 this year. Heng ah... Wierd. Cos like I Don't really like Science but I end passing my expectations... lolz but my Geog still SUCKS! I can't wait till History comes around. I like it, but seems many people all stereotype it. Say very boring etc etc. You know? Nvm. On to happier things.

Tomorrow got IMT again. MUST BEAT MY PREVIOS SCORE! I wan beat JH and Daryl, but their arm strength much better then mine so... I can't evn hold the M16 without it like... trembling. Diaoz...

&&& my phone damnit. Connection a bit spoil. ARGH! i won't survive without my phone! But still need to send for repair, mebbe this Sat. Talking of phones.... got 2 people today (won't say who) borrow from Mr. 1 and Mr. 2. Then AK go confiscate. She shout very scary... My own phone almost kena, but cos got low batt so i dun want to lend to Mr. ___. Close call. 

ARGH! 3rd lang CA3 this week! Gotta study...

So thats my spastic life. Stay Spastic!

Jon Chew

230

ARGH! DAMN @#?! I'm thinking like "What the HELL?!" Friday was seriously effed up. 230! That's the total nimber of pumping we did. 230! Freak man. Saturday my arms, legs, stomach all effing ached like shit. Sometimes I wonder if our ICs are human. Mebbe they're from the government in a conspiracy. Like...55 pumping at 1 shot? What. The. F___?! Then i tell the IC my hands too weak, cannot already right, then he laugh at me like I'm a mental retard. Freak. Like that not enough, they play the "Tiam" game. Shit. I screwed up. They try to make a Part A laugh. Wah Lau i was literally biting my toungue of so i won't laugh. Finally lost it when the IC say: " CHAO 你妈妈带我回家!" whoa, lost it. Trembling...

ANYWAYS... To the happier side of life. MAN U WON!!! HAHA! LIVERPOOL KISS MY F___ING ASS! You'all go chao YOUR MOTHERS! HAHAHAHAHA! (I have intentionally left out some vulgarities that would make Jose Mourinho cry). So next year i hope Man U can get all 5 titles. That would be nice. 

Just installed Gears of War. Pretty cool but a LOT of blood and gore. Fast-paced and one of the best shooters i've played.

Nothing Else so That's my spastic life! Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Jyh Hean Needs A Hug

WOOOO! YEA MAN! i passed my chinese! wah lau like that i also so happy. a bit siao lah. then after get back marks i go around hugging everyone in class. then jireh look at me very funny lolz. But then emo Jyh Hean go very angry then push me. Wah lau that guy seriously needs some happiness in his life man. But back to Chinese, I think this time pass cos i study lor, don't want fail agn. But then also Joshua don't care, fail fail lorh. Sad guy man... So The Paper I pass larh. not good but then again i'm not complaining. Then also my si han better get higher lehs. The compo i happy lah... so total i get JUST at the B3 mark. Go figure.

BUT BUT BUT. wah @?#! man the science i'm going to kill myself lehs. I don't like science but usually i get marks i'm pretty happy with. then this MR i get bottom 10 in class lehs. Damn shit man. Then surprise surprise Wei Sheng got highest for science. Good job arh Wei Sheng.

Then also today Sze Liang's birthday then every lesson teacher some in then go tell him/her that today his birthday. So in the end sing like 4-5 times. Diaoz... *_*''

3rd Lang today wah very happy de. The counters test i get 15/20. HAHA ALWIN IN YOUR FACE! Actually i get same marks as him, but like that i same marks i very happy already. But but but the teacher i don't like. Very fierce wan. 

Shooting yesterday also very fun. Go SAFRA for IMT. The gun so heavy then i no arm strength so confirm lose to Jyh Hean All those. Then Daryl also pro lah, get 17. something. But Wei Yu go ponz him get highest in squad: 16. something. Wah lau i think i like 4th or 5th like that. Best was 25. something. BUT BUT BUT the delibrate target i headshot the "immortal" guy. lolz. Unintentional. After that ICs make us pump for PT a bit then sickos lah they all.

IC: You see all their butts go up go down so shiok.

Another IC: Yah Lorh, Wah you see you see. Shuang ah!

OMG I'm not gonna survive if they like that all the time man. Gotta train up my arm strength lah...

So i think now after MR got more time. Post everyday XD! 

So that's my spastic life. Stay spastic!

Jon Chew

Joel Yap, Lisu Woman and Life's Little Mysteries

HIIIIES ALL! MR has finally effed off! H.A.H.A! Stupid MR make me study properly for the first time in my life lah. *cursing under my breath* now over finally can slack a bit, but the teachers dunno why so "evil" then give us summary and compre to do. Luckily due on Thurs.

Then also Mon supposed to go out wif 6F friends, but then Daryl Foo ALSO go arrange on Mon. Shit lor. So I decide go with the 6F, cos so long haven't seen them.

Today also very funny cause Brandon keep talking about Mr Mac, Mr Krishnan and Joel Yap. I laugh until my guts all pain liaoz. Wth, he just need to say "Mr Mac" then i cannot stop. *_*" diaoz. Then ACC very funny cause the teacher (Who Brandon also make fun) show us this vid where got a woman no clothes on. Then the whole class started going "ooohhh.....". Naturally, I looked away...Maybe. XD OKOK lah. I'm not a pervert OKAY?

HAHA, sayonara to MRs and HELLO slack time! XD

Amen

Jon Chew

Its "labour" alright

first things first....JH WAD WERE U THINKING?! U NOE RIGHT NOW IM SO PISSED I DUN FEEL LIKE TALKING TO U ANYMORE!(lol im starting to act like a girl) NVM! SOONER OR LATER I'LL FIND OUT YOUR BLOG ADDRESS!

ok...*cools down* ARGH! @?!# i cant! stupid labour day. supposed to be a holiday damnit. then land up next week got stupid MR then tmr oso hav to pass up compo for tuition. ARGH! luckily ot a bit of slack time lah...*_*"

next thing...(to alwin) lemme draw the generals!!! i WANT!!!

andandAND! code geass SO SAD! wah lau Euphy died then now Suzaku cfm going to kill lelouch. Finally saw V.V though...hair so long. if code geass has only 1 season i'm going to kill the producers. I WANT CODE GEASS SEASON 2! MEBBE 3 or 4 or 5 or 6...

April really isnt my month. failed Jap! ARGH! i REALLY wanted to pass! stupid alwin 31/35. N.V.M! CA3 i study HARDER! but then again i really need my June break. and oso term 3 will be History! NO MORE GEOG!!! *evil laughter*

i'll upload the drawing of the generals another time. probably after MR.i think theres:
Cross Marian
Kevin Yeegar
Froi Tiedoll
Cloud Nyne(hard to get close up pic of this one to draw)
Winters Zokalo

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

コードギアス：反逆のルルシュ

YEAH!!! like it? scan sux. must see it for real. the lines are too light =(

for a reason...dun worry. God will work it out

i've come to 12yrs old and im marvelling at the change that has come over me. remember primary 3? haha..."eww... its a girl..." remember now? lolz. im still trying to find myself. my REAL one. something i told jing yew the other day:
"ppl are themselves when they experience the emotion. i BECOME the emotion"
its complicated.
at 12, im struggling wif my feelings and my very self. i've put on a show too many times. i'd like to have some soul searching.

and something struck very deeply in me tday. most of you wont noe hu sean is. sean wong. (sean if u r reading this i hope everthing turns out ok.) the thing was, that he was crying. not to make fun but sean doesnt look that sort. he's alwys seems so happy... wif life, everything. im the total opposite. it made me realise that love is so dangerous. it can bring out the best in ppl, i agree. then agn, it cd destroy ppl too. wad i saw wasnt very comforting.

i mean, u see my frens. take a look. at some point or other they hav liked the opposite sex. hans for example. i've had frens who wished catholic high was mixed sch. but im not so despo lah. it isnt the looks. its the personality. looking back now, i've made some stupid moves, revealing part of who i really might be. i try not to show myself, try to conceal it as best as i can. then agn, ppl screw up. reflecting, i might actually have a crush. but im not even sure myself

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!
crazychewie

the reason Man U will alwys be the champs. liverpool, kiss my ***

lolz this is super funny. ripped frm IC Ken's blog (apologies)

When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.If you beat a team containing Nemanja Vidic in Pro Evo it will cause your PS2 to blow up.In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Nemanja Vidic could use to kill you - including the room itself.Nemanja Vidic once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Nemanja Vidic, each testicle is larger than the other one.Nemanja Vidic grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.Nemanja Vidic puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".Nemanja Vidic hates The Beatles; two to go.Nemanja Vidic crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.Nemanja Vidic died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.Nemaja Vidic once woke up in a foul mood. The result was the Yugoslav wars.Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Vidic once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so eitherFergie didn't drop Darren Fletcher, Nemanja Vidic dropped Darren Fletcher.Nemanja Vidic doesn't mark players, he permanently stamps them.Nemanja Vidic once turned up for training late - Fergie fined the rest of the team for being early.Nemanja Vidic doesn't head the ball away, the ball heads the other way.Nemanja Vidic can slam revolving doors.The 'big bang' was a Nemanja Vidic tackle.Vidic once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.Superman owns a pair of Vidic pajamas.Vidic never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.The only time vidic was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.Nemanja vidic once beat a wall at tennis.Once a cobra bit Vidic's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.Giraffes were created when Nemanja Vidic uppercutted a horse.When vidic gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live, and if you leave this group Vidic will give you the finger

Mixed Feelings

a tribute to all my seniors who have guided me through the beginning of my NCC life.

a great big THANK YOU to you all. without you i would be a totally different person. thanks for all the help, care, concern (and discipline? nah)... wishing you all the best in everything you do...seniors

tday POP was shorter then i expected, not complaining =). sad 2 see staff yongliang, sargeant ernest, (sargeant rong xuan? haha) and all the other seniors go. but quite funny after POP. the seniors all go throw their berets on the floor. then got one step on it. lolz. then sarge rong xuan v funny one, try and trick IC toh hon into dropping the beret. haha, IC's too smart 4 tt lah. tried hard not to laugh.

sarge: come on, throw it to me!
IC: *shakes head* dun wan
sarge: COME ON! dun worry, here i'll take frm you *holds out hand*
IC: *suspiciously looks at sarge, slowly put into his hand*
sarge: oops! *pulls away hand*
(luckily IC caught it)

so tt was really wierd.

btw on wed the rehearsal got somene faint lehs! VERY damn scary. lean foward then *BAM* falls flat on his face, whole nose got blood. scary.

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

End Of Holy Week

"Christ, having been raised from the dead, will never die again"
a verse frm Romans Ch 6 tt i lyk.
so sry tt Fri no post cos i was in church fr holy wk camp. im in the altar servers u see. nvr regretted joining it but
W
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u noe wad happened tday?! only richard T. , bryan, and me went to clean up church cos tday last day of using the tentage. nvm. if i complain more i'd probably get screwed. but im lolling right now cos lyk nearly 8-9 boys left without their towels! HAHA XD

short post cos im pretty tired ;ah, no time now oso.

btw i jus created my facebook account. its under "Jonathan Chew". if u hav pls tell me then i add u =)

God bless you (special ending for a special week)

crazychewie

Thoughts Close To Me...

you noe recently ive been thinking a bit about wad im doing and wad i want in the future. u see, if i continue procrastinating lyk wad i alwys do, i'll fail as a person. (if u wan to grade my life now i'd probably fail...) so i'm trying to be a better person.


1)haha, less swearing


2)less procrastinating


3)less pissing other ppl off


and u noe lyk i've been bit more interested *ahem* in... im still w8ing for HER to come around =)


something struck v deeply in me tday. this bk showed wad i was supposed to be lyk, u noe tt horoscope kind of thing. the wierd thing was, it was right! about everyone! every single person i
looked up was totally TRUE! and then it showed, u noe whether a relantionship will last(if i ever hav one. lol long way mre to go) pleased to say i scored pretty well lah, not lyk somebody in my class...no offence course =)




haha, im not gonna reveal anymore. i usually keep these thots to myself SO DUN GO AND SPREAD THEM. if i find out ur father's day will be gone v,v, soon. stress on "very".





drawing of minori frm toradora!. sucks more than the allen pic but still worth keeping =)

lelouch will pop up this Fri. REMEMBER! im gonna make his the pic the BEST EVER, then mebbe enter into 3rd lang art competition =))) lolz. so all's well tt end's well.

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

times are hard...lets make it softer!

a really random post



i seriously didnt noe wad to do so i drew a picture of allen walker... it sucks *_*" mebbe nx wk i'll upload a drawing of taiga or ryuji from toradora! and the fri after tt mebbe lelouch, but frankly i tink lelouch might be hard to draw...



so here it is, 20 mins of sweat, blood and tears:
quiz tagged by dom.
1)Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
Cheek...?
2)How did you feel when you woke up this morning?haha...worried cos i forgot to pack for NCC air
3)Who was the last person you took photo with? ...forgot?
4)Would you considered to be spoiled?i try to avoid tt so...no i dun tink so
5)Would you ever donate blood?course, for helping others
6)Do you have a good friend of the opposite sex?do neighbours count? =) im in a boy's sch lol...
7)Do you want someone dead?used to but not now
8)What does your last text message says? long lah...lazy to type
9)What are you thinking of right now?how l8 it is...
10)Do you wish someone was with you right now? No
11)What time did you go to sleep last night?12+
12)Where did you bought the T-shirt you're wearing now?haha, sch!
13)Anybody in your mind right now?nope
14)Who was the last person who texted you?jon mok, mo lao ye
15) Tag 10 person to do this quiz:
1: Jon Mok
2:Ting Fang(MOELC)
3:Qiao Chu(MOELC)
4: Jin Wei
5: Alwin
6: Jing Yew
7: Staff Yong Liang
8: Jane, Fellow Violinist!
9: Jing Shuih(MOELC)
10:Sean Liew
16)Who is number1 having a relationship with? [jon mok] not v sure. thot it used to be ethel? dun noe whether hes still wif her
17)Number3 is a female or male? [qiao chu] female...abuthan
18)If number7 and number10 get together, will it be a good thing? [staff yl and sean] omg i dun think staff is gay lah. lols
19)What is number1 studying about? [jon mok] um... how to inflict the most amount of pain in somone's crotch wif the least effort.
20)Number 4 is single? [jin wei] yeah but has a crush. DUN WORRY JW I'LL HELP YOU GET HER.
21)Anything impressive number5 has done for you? [alwin]that sick idiot? no
22)If number3 and number6 get together, what do you think will happen? [qiao chu/jing yew]interesting cos they're both nice ppl
23)Describe number 9 [jing shuih] lols i hardly noe him
24)What will you do if number6 and number7 fight? [jing yew/staff yl] dun think they will but if they do staff cfm win wan. i mean, hes sec 4 and jy's sec 1?!
25)Do you like number8? [jane] jus got to noe her but common thing is tt we both play the violin...

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

vulgarities and nice ppl go well together

1) What is ur full name?Chew Yu, Jonathan
2) Do u like ur name? ppls used 2 make fun of the "chew" part but im used to it. my cl sux tho, cos its zhou yu, the chi general from san guo yan yi, THAT 1 i cant get over
3) how long do u like the person u currently like?" can dun ans?
4) Hav u kissed anyone before? ...my mum? duh? havent you?!
5) Did u cry today? no
6) wat r u doing at 8am this morning? um sleepin abuthan?
7) What were u doing an hour ago? worrying bout somethin i didnt nid to worry bout
8) what r u currently doing now? blogging *_*"
9) Who last texted u? um... staff sargeant yong liang *_*
10) Have u told someone 'i love u' today? my mom aso? she forced me wan
11) Are u missing anyone now? no
12) Any plans for tomorow? ncc air camp
13)What is the reason the last time u cried? idk
14) Anyone u want to be wif rite now? prob. my best fren now. hes a really nice guy
15) Hav u kissed anyone that start wif 's'? LOLS this is damn coincidental cse my mom's name starts wif "s"
16) Name anyone THAT make u smile today. NTH, my life sux
17) Name someone that strts wif 'z'. zexel lew my ex-classmate
18) Which friend of urs stay near u? my best fren?
19) do u prefer to call or text? text duh
20) do u prefer today or yesterday? tday
21) can u live a day without handphone or televison? DAMN NO! I'D DIE WIFOUT IT
22) Are u mad wif anything rite now? someone looking thru my smses
23) do u think relationships is worth it? idk cos i've nvr HAD ONE?!
24) Who is the last person u visit at the hospital? idk
25) who gave u the last and second hug? my mom. that wan she aso force me
26) What is the last message in ur hp says? forgot
27) Do u hate anyone? if i said i'd prob. get a load of shit from someone's mom, so i better not
28) who was the last person u called? tim seow
Tag 10 ppl to do this quiz:
Dominic
Jon Mok
Ting Fang(MOELC)
Jia Xuan, Jia Zhi's bro
De Quan
Qiao Chu(MOELC)
Jin Wei
Jing Yew
lols im a lonely guy...i cant even fill up the list

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

the meaning of life

こにちわ
im unappreciated, lyk a tissue paper u blow ur nose wif and thrown away without a second thot. it helps you but do u actually care bout wad happens to it?
-jon chew

i've had a very emo week. im getting more angry each day but i try to keep it down. i look lyk everythings fine but it not. ppl think im ok but its not. my life looks happy but its not. MY LIFE IS A BUNCH OF "BUT ITS NOT"s. it sucks.

so to add some humour to an otherwise very emo post, i shall inculde quotes by my very quotable sunday sch cher

1)ppl aren't stupid, they jus do stupid things
2)those hu look for God at the 11th hour die at 10:59

interesting isnt it?

then d&t that time was lyk SUPER funny cos ryan superglued his finger to a wooden part. lol he spent lyk 10mins trying to get it off.

thurs: i walk to the jap cher and smile nervously. im praying for a pass. i cautiously turn over the paper... ... i was praying for a pass but i got SOMETHING ELSE. a fail. lol how bad can that be. i practically look up to anyone hu got pass. but wth?! i girl actually got 44/45 WTF 佩服

then wa lau tday pt like crazy liddat. change from pumping to running to circuit to runnig to pumping straight. no break wan. and then i lost my beret *_*" better get it b4 Mon or die liao.

so lyk wad staff yong liang said to all NCC Air Part As: lets show HQ hu wears the pants! XD

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Emo Randomness

ok so lyk now i'm at my fren's hse after mugging for lyk 6hrs trying to finish our holiday HW. haha. in the end i finisg everything execpt for the chinese resource pack and that one onli left 5 pgs. MUAHAHAHA. oh shit i jus realised i still got HW on sharepoint. crap but the server seems to hav a broken link... ... im serious.

and lol i jus found this out. say this out loud: sofa king! ( property of Qiao Chu ) haha

and for those hu read the class blog here are more details:
YCS RAWKS and i cant belive that i actually joined the right thing for once. it was damn worthit to pay $12. thanks: martin,mark,gale,anne marie,vetri,darren,christian and antho for making the camp the BEST!!! it was damn cool and then martin ate LEFTOVERS! haha jkjk he didnt really eat them but i jus took pics to make it SEEM lyk he ate them. i will upload the pics when i get home cos i'm staying over at my fren's hse. then the telematch was damn cool and really wild

station 1: squeez the flesh of a banana out using ur body parts ( no undesirable thots pls ). so for me my fren had to squeez the banana on my back so after that my back was damn itchy.

station 2: shampoo ur fren's hair and use the foam to cover someones body. haha now THAT was funny. gale was goin all: DUN TOUCH MY HAIR OR I KILL U ALL... *_*" lol

station 3 not interesting so i wun elaborate

station 4: CRAP THIS WAS BY FAR THE WORST. the seniors go and make this spastic concoction of corn flour, chilli and polo mints. u hav 2 use ur mouth to look 4 the mint. then martin went to spit BACK intto the plate. wth?!?!?! but TX SO MUCH to darren hu helped us take out i tink 2-3 sweets and brought the rest of the mints to the top so we dun need to look for it.

oh and i forgot to mention the water bomb volleyball. its lyk instead of using the volley ball u use water bomb. aso u hav to use ur T-SHIRT to catch the bomb. anyways my team won!

then aso got the night treasure hunt. ok that was damn crappy cos another team cheat then we fall from 1st to 3rd. they nver caught the team responsible lah but its the team's consience.

so bcos of that treasure hunt we got second in the whole camp but kudos to telescope hu did a gd job and got 1st.

pics:

THIS WAS BOUGHT, NOT LEFTOVERS. me eating goreng pisang we bought at old chang kee ==.
"laksa" *_*"

martin so called eating the mee goreng noodle

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Scary ppl in Singapore

u onli realise it when u look up, but there ARE ppl like dat in Singapore. i met TWO tday, which is especially unlucky. one was while i was heading to Great World City. i crossing the road that time, there got this guy staring at me. bald head with moustache encircling his mouth. he look jus like those chinese triad gangster. scary.

another time was when i eating dinner in the coffeeshop then got this auntie stare at me like she wan 2 kill me for no reason. and i wasnt even LOOKING at her. i was jus glancing around when i caught sight of her trying to kill me through staring. sigh. what did i ever do to deserve this?

tday sunday sch pretty interesting cos i got to fool around with my fren's ipod touch. hes damn rich got $200 headphones de. then the cher sabo me into doin the readings for stations of the cross which is like 1 HOUR long. that means i go there for 1 hour to do 5 mins of reading. wth?! actually i dun wan to go....but i guess thats obvious.

and shit tday i also slept thru the d. gray-man. all i noe is that the ancient family set up a trap for allen, lenalee, krory, and levi, thats all. AND NOBODY BOTHERED TO WAKE ME UP?!

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Eh! You got time or not?

aiyah, sry i late wif post AGAIN. i so tired yesterday i slept then wake up for half hour to eat, then sleep again. my life is boring. wake up, go to sch, tuition, eat, sleep.haha. i aso change blogskin to the noahs from d. gray-man

well we didnt go for shooting in the end on Mon. they say soon but i dun noe HOW soon exactly. they're not even sure which gun we're using. sigh... yesterday PT a bit slack lah. did nothin for bout half hour. then also the sargeant talk bout the eff word. haha that was damn funny. they keep using it de O_o another sargeant a bit deaf lah cuz he always listen to music, even when he bathing. he jus leave the speaker outside the shower area. i say hes a bit wierd. he like to run rounds too. NOBODY likes that, onli him

and what does anyone think bout the new art cher. i for one think shes ok jus a bit grumpy. then again, mr san was MUCH more fun.

oh and thurs also got the jap common test. wth it was pretty ok but i nver study for one part so i left one page COMPLETELY BLANK. and any "House" watchers out there? a show of hands?

so thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

YA ALL THINK I'M DEAD?

haha. sry to disappoint. sry ive been bit late with my posts. got no time de *_* i'm well alr thanks to pills, pills and more pills. including one the size of a section of your finger. wonder why we hav to SWALLOW them. i'll tell you... i dun noe either. haha. thanks to all hu showed concern anyways: darryl foo, jyh hean and others.

uneventful weekend so i'll end it here.

thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

I'm STILL alive...

lol... pessimistic title. cant blame myself though, got high fever for past week. missed the release of results for sch exam. haha, onli failed chinese. always knew that would be the first subject i'd ever fail. sigh. my throat hurts like shit, cant even drink water. so painful. im so bored now anyways.

yesterday got cross- country but obviously i didnt go. lol it technically isnt even a cross-country. jus hav to run one round bishan park. my fren say it sucked. lol. i really wish id get better by Mon. NCC Air goin Yishun to shoot. shit. NVER gonna forgive myself if i miss this one. feel better now though temperature might go up again. its a wierd fever. even lost 1 kilo in 2 days. wd a mess. shit. stupid ulcer in the throat. its killing me. am i cursing too much? ( lol btw check out how i spam wei xiang's blog. you can find his link on jin wei's blog)

well, thats my spastic life. stay spastic

crazchewie

Exams: ruthless killing if trees 4 somethin we DUN wan

haha! exam is OVER!! can slack! To all chers: sigh...you cant torture us 4 the rest of the TERM! haha! yesterday had my relative's wedding aniversary. found some funny stuff too. pics:

lift buttons: "up" and "up". crazy =.=

notice it says" highest prices around" shdnt it be "lowest prices around"?wth?
some of my relatives
sigh.. the food was pretty good though. =) then my emo brothr and i got into an argument. i am right! he is wrong! i am right! he is wrong! i am right! he is wrong! i am right! he is wrong! i am right! he is wrong! sigh.... i rest my case......

btw, tho its weekend i havent done anything fun. sigh.....

thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Always look on the bright side of life. *_*|||

ok.... so tday art lesson, funny and wild as usual. this guy draw lousy, cher look at him in the eyes. says" SEND YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!" then the expected clapping arrived. so sad anyways. art cher change, dunno whether other cher jus as nice and hilarious. hope so , otherwise art will be damn boring...sigh...

and how many code geass fans out there? HELLO! im a big fan of that too! pretty interesting, the recent episode, hmmm?haha cant believe shirley shot that britsh wads-her-name grey haired woman.

ANYWAYS... getting to NCC air. PT run 10 rounds no joke. almost going to drop out. tx to darryl foo for keeping me goin all the way. actually, the whole training was PT but to the guys who kept our staff sargeant on his toes, GD JOB! really impressed. well, thats wad u get for joining N AIR. jus tahan for the fun. remember to work hard too.

and FINALLY(many finallys here) exam week is over but jus as much work as bfore. sigh. i slacked throughout the whole week anyways. gd job to jyh hean for scoring FULL marks for the geog test! 30/30 shd i tell you guys wad i got? mebbe not......

thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

omg the musicfest was damn funny.. too bad jon mok missed it :-( lets see if i can upload the video..... O_o

sry the camera was a bit shaky

so like during our performance the audience go "ouch!...ouch!..." then got 1 part Jordan do this damn funny move, see if you spot it. but can you believe we got 1st place?! fergus was going all" yeah man! wooooooooooooooo!" damn crazy. one complaint though, the food was not that nice. i felt nauseous for the rest of the day. anyways, duri the last song was "one way". u guys noe that song? everybody keep shoutin" ONE WAY, JESUS!" sigh... we'll have 2 w8 till next yr....

well, not much to say 4 the weekend cept 4 musicfest.

thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Time, how fast does it go by for YOU?

my mom does not wan me to use the eff word, scold me. so from now on i will use "expletive" with an adj. in front. eg. ...(colouful hokkien expletive)...

wow, its already near end of feb.... a wrap up of this week:
so on wed we had malay lesson n was damn sian. but also daniel was crazy. cher ask us to recite then daniel go anyhow say "blah!blah!blah!" damn loud. cher angry lah then go over to him goin 2 whack him on the head. luckily for him he last minute lift up his head then go say sorry. crazy lah that guy.

then on thurs the IT cher say our class the best in level (=.=) so everybody start clapping like(expletive)ing crazy ppl. then got project work n the cher was damn funny. she keep saying "ummm...ummmm....ummmmm" so everyone start laughing whenever she say ummm......
ummm... wad shd i say next????

so...bout tday...tday art not so funny like last week..AHA! ACC lesson our cher explain this poem to us then got 1 part in about procrastination....GASP! "cough...thats me....cough" anyways she gave home work so everybody shout TOMORROW like the procrastinators we are. (frequently heard expletive)mad.

(if i pissed off anyone with this post i am sry)thats my spastic life.stay spastic!
crazychewie

Valentine's day

ok... let me start off by cursing valentine's day: what is the freaking prob with it?! although im pretty religious( that means im NOT cursing st valentine) but wad the heck?! i seriously dunno what is so fascinating about v-day. in my opinion, v-day is just ANY NORMAL DAY. y make a fuss out of it? and wads so romantic bout gettin married on that day? la,la,lala.....la,la,lala seriously! some might say, its the day of love and finding ur soulmate! bleah! v-day is also NOT the day for finding soulmates coz the actual patron saint is st RAPHAEL!

ok, time to stop cursing v-day and get on with LOGICAL stuff. yesterday we had this CIP thing where got old ppl come 2 my school for lunch, den i had to go help lah, in general terms. all so grumpy wan the face like this wan:

and i also found this:

so there you go. luckily got this gramma quite nice, she :-) at me so that totally made it bearable. but i cant say that they cant be grumpy, i mean having the danger of your bones breaking if a fly lands on them would make ME grumpy too....

AND tday was my churh's feast day and as im an altar server i had to serve in the mass. i tell you i was literally dyin of dehydration. i had to serve 2 masses in a row which was bout 2.5 hrs in total. our church no air-con and it was like damn hot tday so i was SUFFERING. for those who dun noe, the attire for altar servers is to be worn over your current attire, so the total thickness of my attire then was about 16 pages of a book. that is damn hard to bear when the weather is bout 36 degrees(i might be exaggerating, i didnt noe wad was the actual temp, it only felt like 36 degrees. anyways, i gtg

thats my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

Crazy Week Man/(Woman)

first of all, a big THANK YOU to dominic for helping me change my blogskin and for helping me set up the mp3 player. eternally grateful to you bro!=)

so on wed we went to the marina barrage for this leaning journey kind of thing. seriously, i have found out that my classmates' hormones are not just "active", "raging" would be a more appropriate term. we go on this bumboat ride n we passed the merlion. at the time, got like this jap students there lor.(that means GIRLS...GASP!) so everybody decided to flirt and we, like the spastic ppl we truly r, started shouting waving like mad, rabid monkeys.(thats if there are rabid monkeys)guesse wad? they waved BACK! another spastic moment came, like everytime we see someone, we shout and call out to them. they look at us like we're from IMH or somethin. den we go marina barrage but it was like super boring. we finished the gallery in 5 mins! world record! then we had the so called "Amazing Race" which was definitely NOT amazing. we jus had to form this phrase and voila! crazy lor. then i got this bluetooth hack then i hack my bro's phone and turn it off! haha, wad a loser. and then our tour guide call us "kids","youngsters" so u can imagine how p***ed off i was.nvm
pics:

___the jap kids(bottom pic)__________________________this.......is me

tday got ncc air again n it was like damn xian . the instructor keep talking about lan jiao(for those who dun noe, go ask ur dads=)) say he got ppl lan jiao almost cut off, so he dun wan ours kena also.

then tday durin art class my crazy art cher say" the circle you all must draw COCK-wise" then the whole class laugh n clap like we watching someone got shit on his head(which is pretty sadistic) so everybody keep sayin" no cock! you got cock?" c-r-a-z-y ppl. =.= and then tday fri 13th. so were YOU unlucky?

i had this quiz, check it out:

Rules:It's harder than it looks!Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag 10 people.Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up!If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Jonathan =)

2. A four Letter Word : john(as in reffering to the toilet)

3. A boy's Name : John(haha, crazy ans)

4. A girl's Name :Jeannette

5. An occupation : JEWEL THIEF! Muahahahaha

6. A color : Jade Green

7. Something you'll wear : jumpsuit

8. A food : jelly

9. Something found in the bathroom : you tell me...............

10. A place : Jurong!!!!!!!!!!

12. A reason for being late : Jump off bed, hit head, had to get stitch!

13. Something you'd shout : jump ur sorry ass outta here!

14. A movie title : jumanji

15. Something you drink : JUICE!

16. A musical group : no idea.....=.=

17. An animal : jellyfish

18. A street name : jalan KAYU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19. A type of car : jaguar the onli one but Jin Wei took it grrrr......

20. The title of a song : Jenny(Click Five)

i no integrity, alot i google wan...O_o

ppl tagged to do this quiz:

Jon Mok

Jia Xuan

Wang Ting Fang

De Quan

Martin

that's all for tday.thats my spastic life, stay spastic!

crazychewie

hi all, i will be havin a weekend post in addition to my weekday one.

so like yesterday i had this violin concert and the audience was SUPER ageist. example 1 was like this grp of kids performed and the audence went: CLAP!CLAP!CLAP! but when my grp performed all we got was:clap...clap...clap even though my grp's performance was(not to boast) better if compared to other pieces of the samne grade.i stress"not to boast". eg 2 was when this narcissist freak came and posed for the camera DURING the performance but everyone went: soooooooo cute!if i did that i would have been thrwon off the stage. luckily the audience during the actual performance was much better. oh yeah btw, my ACC cher was sitting RIGHT in front of me! pics:
____________________________________________my violin cher
i think you guys are smart enough to noe im second from left( bottom pic)


















sry i no vid cause there was prob uploading it


anyways on the topic of sexism. my sunday sch cher said that in one competition we had boys against the girls and that the girls confirm win.wad kind of sexist mentality is that? technically, every cher in the world is sexist. the male chers "like" the girls but do female chers like our pitiable race of males? NO! (if i have pissed anyone off with this post i am sorry)

that's my spastic life. stay spastic!

crazychewie

NCC Air

wah lau. tday was like retarded lah. durin art tday ah, my fren draw this pic that look literraly like a piece of shit. so the teacher was like : 这是什么？看起来像大便! and then everybody waslike laughing n clapping like crazy retarded peopl heres some of my spastic frens:
so there u are: a spastic life n spastic frens
Btw, i joined Ncc Air. so we had 2 like, try out uniforms. everyone was taking like 10mins 2 choose a uniform so u can guess how late i got home.sigh. i forgot 2 get a coffe so during this talk i was like dozing off then my fren had 2 wake me up.
well, thats all. glory to Man U and Federer my spastic frens, Gdnight.

Music Player

Oh yeah jus 2 let you guys noe, to listen to my tracks you go 2 the music player and click the pop-up player. sry if inconveniences you.

Hi

Hi my spastic frens!!!!!! Welcome to my new blog. Hope u enjoy it. 1st entry will be coming soon! Btw I will only write on Fridays.